Chapter 2-1: The first steps of trouble!Edit
I set my hooves into the vast desert that layed before me. Ugh, why did this all happen? I walk for a while, getting bored of the sight of nothing but sand, sand and even more sand. I have trained myself in the case this would happen, so I can actually use my resources sparingly. After a little while, I luckily come across some cacti, and get my knife to slice them for juice. This boring trip continues untill it's night....
Something crashes before me! It was Derpy, and she had something for me.
"Mister Insane! There's mail for you!"
She flew away the moment I grabbed the letter. Here's what it said: