It was a nice day outside, but in Pinkie's basement, it’s a suffering night. . “PLEASE! ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE!” Pinkie's victim cried. But she responded with a laugh as she took a scalpel and started scraping off parts of flesh of her victim. The pegasus screeched in pain but that didn’t affect Pinkie. “Hmm you have some great wings! They must make some nice design material!” She said, she took a axe and started cutting off the wing. The pegasus yelled and cried, begging for her to stop. Pinkie cut the wing, some of the ponies wing bone was sticking out. After finishing her victim, (time skip) she washed her hooves and fur coat. “Time to make cupcakes!!!” Note:I’m not done I’m just lazy so I’ll complete this tomorrow or later byeeee and also
The cupcakes have an 800000000000 power on my geiger counter. nice taste but i have 5 butt cheeks now. i'm in a fun building with clowns and long sleeve sweaters. Can someone get me out of here so i can find Goku and ask him how to fly? because then i can help beat Frieza and Cell forever this time. [edit: I escaped the building but i can't find Goku or any other Dragon Ball characters except Beerus. Beerus keeps telling me to eat my own poop. i already do but he is confused I guess.](edit 2: I found Piccolo but when i asked him where Goku was he called the police on a phone with a MLP case. Vegeta came and punched me in the face but i stepped on his foot and he died of pain. Piccolo ran away singing DARE by Gorillaz. he dropped his phone and he had no password for some reason so i took his phone and he had someone in his contact list called Stinky old guy. I called him and Murdoc Niccals picked up the phone. i asked him why he knew Piccolo and he said " I think you got the wrong number bruv" and hung up. i looked at the text and Murdoc and Piccolo were sending each other pictures of themselves in pink panties. Don't ask me why, idk. I checked another contact that just said Goku and when i called he spoke Chinese. I used the Bing translator on Piccolo's phone and asked him how to fly. he told me to buy a plane ticket so i used my inner cartoon and punched him through the phone. then frieza randomly came and i killed him mid-sentence. now im on the dragon team and i couldn't be happier. Beerus disappeared and i cant find him.)
Written by Digital Brony
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